Recipe for a sad and meaningless existence.
1: Be born on October 5, 1957
2: Be abandoned at six months old
3: Live in 32 homes by the age of ten
4: Start drugs at ten years old
5: Leave home to live the street life at twelve years old
6: End up in a federal penitentiary by age eighteen
7: Finally get to meet your biological mother in 1981.
8: Biological mother gets murdered 1981
9: First marriage lasts eight months
10: Spend 30 years with next wife only to discover it was a lie.
11: Raise three sons hoping you have not failed.
12: Actually commit suicide on August 22, 2002 only to be resuscitated back into life.
13: Be 59 years old and be losing everything you own and your home.
Yes, I cooked this life well.
And yet, your gods still insist I awaken every day.